Thursday, November 02, 2006

gopher holes and gridiron

So I have been hearing a lot of whining lately from the stubble jumpers. Apparently there is a lot of complaining that gophers will not be allowed on the field at McMahon for the Western Final. Actually just one particular gopher named Gainer. I can understand the concern of the Stampeders. If you have a Stallion that is ready to run over all the green on the field, you don't want it to trip and fall in a gopher hole and sprain it's ankle before it can run past the Lions on its way to Earl Grey's Frothy Mug.

The Stamps have had a way of getting other teams undies in a knot before their games this year. It look like this time Riderville has its undies in a knot.


This post was dedicated to you Eric.
By the way - there are no rats in Alberta.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope you are aware that guys in gopher suits don't dig actual holes. So if your horse is stupid enough to fall into an imagination-hole...well...that's kind of sad.

T said...

My dear friend from Saskatoon. Here is a good solution to your stupid horse problem: win more than 50 % of your games then you can host something (a western semi or final) and make up your own rules.