Wednesday, February 08, 2006

halved and doubled

OK Ladies >>> please skip this blog. Gentlemen ONLY.


Men --- This is a public service announcement!!!!
You only have a couple days before the price of roses will be doubled and the amount you get will be halved. Costco still has 2 dozen roses for under $20. In a few short days you'll get a dozen for over $20, and everyone else will be charging 50 bucks for a dozen.

Don't be a hero!!! save the fifty and buy the flowers tomorrow and start Valentine's Day early, spread the love out all week -- she'll love you for it and so will your wallet. Spend the extra thirty on something she will enjoy for longer than a week.

1 comment:

Jerry Bowley said...

A week?!? You're wife gets to enjoy her roses for a week? The ones I usually buy at the Petro-Canada station lose half their petals before I even get them home!

Am I doing something wrong?