It has come to my attention that a Toddler now lives at my house. Here are the Top Ten signs that a Toddler lives here:
10. Things that were out of reach last week are now in the middle of the kitchen floor.
9. A little minature drunken sailor is making his way through the living room.
8. When you turn around or back up you now need to have a back up signal and check all directions.
7. Couches and chairs are now for climbing not fences.
6. The toilet paper is now backwards.
5. Things that were out of reach last week are now in the middle of the living room.
4. Cupboards and drawers now take two hands and an IQ to open.
3. Two Words: Head Injuries.
2. No longer is the venture from the living room to Mommy and Daddy's bedroom a long lourney.
1. Things that were out of reach last week are now under my foot.
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1 comment:
I hear ya man, I hear ya - I laughed at the drunken sailor one... perfect description for my kid.
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