Wednesday, August 30, 2006

caution... baby on board

What the heck is the point of the "CAUTION Baby on Board" signs. The only time I will be exercising caution is if your baby is driving. Maybe I need to watch out because you may soon be swerving all over the road trying to put a soother back in the kids mouth. Or maybe, you're falling asleep at the wheel because you haven't slept in a week.

Just don't think that the reason that I am not rear-ending your minivan is because you have a yellow diamond in your back window - I don't rear-end vehicles that don't have the signs too.

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