Get rid of your VCR, DVD player, surround sound tuner, radio, computer and CD player

Bill, this isn't for you (or anyone technologically challenged), but here is the coolest new toy I can't afford. HP's new Digital Entertainment Center replaces a whole lot of black boxes in your house. You can hook up your TV connection and use the tuner inside to record any channel at any time (similar to TiVo). You can then watch those programs on your TV or computer, or put it on a DVD to watch it anywhere. It also has interchangable harddrives or USB connections so don't wory about space. Even with the hard drive it comes with you can record hundreds of hours. It has slots for every digital media so you can look at your photos directly instead of through a connection (sorry Bill, no 8 Track player). This package is going to set you back a couple grand, and if you don't know how to set your VCR you'll find this to be a rather huge obnoxious paperweight. So if you havn't made me a paper dragon yet here is something else you can get me for Christmas.